Story of a happy dog

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Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play with other doggies, and eat his dinner without a fuss. He was a dog without a care. But on that fateful autumn afternoon, it was to be different. Trouser's owners were walking him along a trail at the park, when suddenly from out of the bushes jumped a man all dressed in black. He had white paint on his face, and was gesturing annoyingly at Trouser's masters. This strange person spoke not a word, but proceeded to pretend that he was trapped in a box and that he was pulling on a long rope. Seeing the sheer horror on his masters' faces, Trouser took it upon himself to rectify the situation. With a low growl he jumped and sank his teeth into this annoying pseudo clown's leg. Trouser immediately got a sickened look in his eyes and began to vomit wildly. He then dragged his tongue all over the ground in an effort to remove the man's foul essence from his mouth. For Trouser had learned that .... a mime is a terrible thing to taste.

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Posted by Celanba Jul 11, 2006

Oh, I get it now! If I'd gotten it earlier, I would have scored it higher.

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Posted by Battery Jul 11, 2006

I dont get it

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Posted by Strogg_man Dec 16, 2006

i understand most jokes but this just deosnt make sense

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Sep 26, 2007

i don't get it, someone PLEASE explain!!!!

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Nov 22, 2007

i think i get it now. after i had to read it at least twice everyday, with no comments explaining it (thanks a lot everybody) i think i got it. since it's a pun, was it like the mime bomb is a terrible thing taste. you kno, cuz they'd explode

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