Halloween...?!?!


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Joke ID#13673
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Submitted Bysillysausage4567
Corrected By boodler
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There was once an old woman living in a cottage. Her husband had died three years ago. Suddenly, the phone rang. She picked it up and a deep voice boomed: "I am the vindow viper and I'm coming into your town." She put the phone down, thinking it was some boys playing a prank on her.

About half an hour later the phone rang again. She picked it up and the deep voice bellowed: "I am the vindow viper and I'm coming down your road." Again, the woman put the phone down, thinking that the boys were very determined.

Around a minute later, the phone rang again. She sighed and picked up the phone. Again, the deeep voice boomed: "I am the vindow viper and I'm just outside your door!" She put the phone down and the doorbell rang. She opened the door and there was an old man standing there. She said: "Who are you?"

He said: "I am the vindow viper and I've come to vipe your vindows!"




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Posted by sillysausage4567 Oct 23, 2006

Don't you think this joke is just so cool???

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ntsoaky Oct 24, 2006

No I don't.

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Posted by dragonlilly1 Oct 24, 2006

Ok I'm not blonde...I just don't get it...D'oh...this was a joke???

Comment score: 3  

Posted by sillysausage4567 Oct 25, 2006

u might get it better if u read it outloud

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Posted by petertiger101 Nov 13, 2006

I'm not blonde either, but huh?

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Posted by hubluza Mar 09, 2007

LOL!!! ya see, Vindow sonds like Window. The Window Wiper must've had a speech disorder, but the lady thought he was a prankster who meant Vidow Viper.

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Posted by j_mon Apr 06, 2007

this is messed up! "vindow viper" is part of the punchline- you don't fid out he's the Window Wiper until the End

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Posted by blacksquirrel Feb 10, 2009

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