You've turned into a Mom When.....


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You Know You've Turned Into a Mom When...
You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!

You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak!






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Posted by Emo-ness Aug 11, 2005

Ha-ha Really Funny Good One

Comment score: 1  

Posted by funnygirl Feb 27, 2006

I loved this particularly since I can see my daughters doing these things and then screaming "Oh my God, I'm turning into my mom." lol

Comment score: 2  

Posted by shimmermaid Feb 27, 2006

Not to mention that when you were a teenager, you knew the name of every band on the radio- now you can barely remember your own name Awsome! Hehe...

Comment score: 1  

Posted by celanba Feb 27, 2006

Sweet, but not all that funny.

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