Nun Kiss


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Joke ID#13646
Funny (2.98)
Rating (1.91)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byburdenxx
Corrected By DennysGirl
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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley. Maybe we will see what we can do."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."




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Posted by joy2chipmunk Oct 21, 2006

y such a bad rating? this joke is hilarous!

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Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 23, 2006

hahahahaa.

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Posted by bubbles101007 Oct 29, 2006

this is hilarious!!

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