Old Timer Loving

Joke ID#13645
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byburdenxx
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A ninety-year-old man living in a rest home was granted a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar, sat at the end, and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy-year-old woman at the other end of the bar, and told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As the evening progressed, the old man joined the lady, and they went to her apartment, where they got stinky and wrinkly.

Four days later, the old man noticed that he had developed a drip, and headed to the rest home doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently. The old man said, "Sure!"

The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived.

"Sure, why?" asked the old man.

"Well you'd better get over there," replied the doctor, "You're about to come!"

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Posted by mellew Oct 23, 2006

its cum

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