Get the Quarterback!


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Joke ID#13553
Funny (2.8)
Rating (0.63)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By shaggyrogers1234
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Ben and Zero are talking when Ben says, "Hey, Zero, if you can tear this piece of paper in half, I'll give you a quarter." Zero then proceeds to tear the paper in half. Ben takes one of the halves, tears it in half, and gives it to Zero, saying, "Here's your quarter!"

Zero wanders off, saying how neat that is and wouldn't it be great to find someone else to pull this on.

He meets Tommy, and says, "If you can tear this piece of paper in half, I'll give you 25 cents..."




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Posted by mellew Oct 08, 2006

hehe but it shouldn't b blond. i had 2 read thru it twice 2 get it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by yojoe Oct 08, 2006

i dont get it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Oct 08, 2006

zero doesn't say "quarter", he says "25 cents" which means that he has to give tommy 25 cents

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bmonkey Oct 09, 2006

yeah its funny! too funny

Comment score: 1  

Posted by coolhndsme Dec 23, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

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