Things To Do In An Elevator

Joke ID#1354
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Submitted ByGamerDudeManJR
Corrected By zemoxian
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1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

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Posted by KyKyMan Jul 09, 2003

hehe nice job! lmao

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Aug 18, 2005

That was soo funny!

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Posted by orange_syrup Aug 28, 2005

I really liked number 25. thats histerical

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Posted by goosh Dec 20, 2005

wow i was laughing so hard i couldnt breathe!

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Posted by mgc710 Apr 04, 2006

I love this joke! I'm adding it to my favorites. LOL!

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Posted by 888nomel Apr 04, 2006

there so funny

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Posted by speedywheels Apr 14, 2006

I'd definetly do these.

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Posted by actsingdance247 May 08, 2006

21 is my fav. thats were its going LOL!

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Posted by teen_wiz May 29, 2006

I like #5, #19, and #21! SOOOO FUNNY! Going in my faves!

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Posted by spood495 Sep 15, 2006

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL must..stop..laughing...

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Posted by Mina Nov 26, 2006

This joke is HILARIOUS!!!!!! I don't usually laugh out loud when I read jokes, but I couldn't stop! It's just so damn funny!!!!!

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Posted by mellew Dec 15, 2006

yeesss i love #25 my friend actually did this but we were in the checkout line at the mall && she did it 2 the people standing behind us. It was hilarious

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