Resignation As An Adult


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I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.
I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.
I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.
I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.
I want to return to a time when life was simple; when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care.
I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.
I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.
So . . . here's my checkbook and my car-keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood.
And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause.............."Tag! You're it."




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Posted by schatzy228 Oct 02, 2006

that was great can i join?

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Posted by Battery Oct 02, 2006

Count me in!

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Posted by RustyDQ Oct 02, 2006

May I send that to my boss??

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Posted by crazycriely Jun 13, 2007

its not so much funny as it is i want to do that too even though im only 17

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Posted by smile-14 Jan 04, 2008

hey can i join you am only 16 but that sounds like fun!!!

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