Helpful Driver


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Joke ID#1348
Funny (3.15)
Rating (0.41)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.

She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the window.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the blonde catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the window.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken before, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck window. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is George, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"




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Posted by absy Dec 14, 2003

aww at least she was tryin to help...lol

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 04, 2005

Great job!

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Posted by buttons Sep 12, 2005

Excellent,

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Posted by orange_syrup Sep 17, 2005

haha awesome

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