Stuttering Cat

Joke ID#13429
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Rating (2.35)
Submitted Byntsoaky
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A teacher is explaining Biology to her 4th grade students, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must have been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was,"said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say 'F*ck,' the rottweiler ate him!"

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Posted by bmonkey Sep 26, 2006

pretty funny!

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Posted by RustyDQ Sep 26, 2006

cute one, except for the cat being eaten!

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