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Joke ID#13401
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Submitted Byboodler
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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a moment, then gasped - "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

A 7-year old child was drawing a picture of the Nativity. The picture was very good, including Mary, Joseph, and of course baby Jesus.
However, there was a fat man standing in the corner of the stable that just did not seem to fit in. When the child was asked about it, she replied, "Oh, that's Round John Virgin."




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Posted by taran083 Sep 23, 2006

i dont get it...

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Posted by boodler Sep 23, 2006

from "Away in a manger" - around yon virgin mother and child

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Posted by coolhndsme Oct 28, 2006

very funny

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Posted by Jokester Mar 25, 2008

Boodler, why do u only use the "confused" ecomotion?

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Posted by boodler Mar 25, 2008

Beecause I am . . . .

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Posted by ntsoaky Apr 20, 2008

Now THAT is funny

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