Some Groucho Marx Quotes


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Room service? Send up a larger room.

Who are you going to believe; me, or your own eyes?

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.




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Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 16, 2006

I love the marx brothers

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Posted by j_mon Oct 27, 2006

Haha! i love Groucho Marx!

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Posted by jbsmooooth Oct 27, 2006

yeah, Groucho

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