I'm Going Nuts!


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Joke ID#13394
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Submitted Byboodler
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Tommy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Tommy.

Six months later the doctor met Tommy on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"




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Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 23, 2006

I dont really understand this

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bibidybobidyboo Sep 24, 2006

the man is parnoid that there is someone in his room, so the shrink offers to help him for a hundred dollars every session to get over the fear, but the bartender just told him to cut the legs off the bed so that he knows theres no one there!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by dragonlilly1 Nov 21, 2006

Damn smart bartender...just goes to show ya...Doctors suck in many ways...esp your money

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