Stupid Drunk Blonde

Joke ID#13388
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Submitted Byntsoaky
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A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

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Posted by bmonkey Sep 25, 2006

no matter how many times i hear this joke, its still hilarious

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Oct 23, 2006

very funny

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Posted by RustyDQ Oct 24, 2006


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Posted by stich Nov 11, 2006

haha dis 1 neva gets old!!!!!hahaha

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bonnieshad Nov 18, 2006

OMG!!!!! that is sooooo funny! it is going in my favs!

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Posted by leetkrew Dec 01, 2006

lol very funny yo!

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Posted by j_mon Oct 25, 2009

A REAL blonde would not have known that!

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