Cats II


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"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." – Unknown

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemmingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." – Anonymous




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