Smart-ass Answers

Joke ID#13272
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Submitted Bycubsfan1
Corrected By boodler
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Smart-ass Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat ...she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Smart-ass Answer #2

A truck driver was driving along on! the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a
police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

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Posted by MasterG3154 Sep 09, 2006

Love it

Comment score: 1  

Posted by AlwaysAnActress Sep 20, 2006

I LOVED this! Gotta love the smart asses of the world. They sure do keep us laughing!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by thekewlestkid Feb 11, 2007

this is like me. i give so many smartass answers... love the second one! delivering the bridge, pssh! lolz

Comment score: 1  

Posted by popesantaxiv Dec 05, 2007

totally wockedddd! (pun-typo on "wicked" hehehehee)

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Posted by gbchaosmaster Mar 08, 2009

Gotta admire that sarcasm.

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