Student Vs. Stock Broker

Joke ID#13246
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Deciding to take a day off from his important job, a young hot-shot broker went back to visit some of his professors at his old school. Entering the school, he saw a dog attacking a small child. He quickly jumped on the dog and strangled it.

The next day, the local paper reported the story with the headline "Valiant Student Saves Boy From Fearsome Dog."

The broker called the editor of the paper and strongly suggested that a correction be issued, pointing out that he was no longer a student, but a successful Wall Street broker.

The following day, the paper issued a correction, with a headline that read, "Pompous Stock Broker Kills School Mascot."

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 15, 2006

this IS 13246 ...

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 15, 2006

anyway, good joke

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Posted by bmonkey Oct 10, 2006

dupe or not, man thats pretty funny

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Posted by coolhndsme Oct 10, 2006

very funny

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Posted by texas_aggies19 Oct 10, 2006

funny it took me a few to get it though

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