Hold That Thought!


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ON MODERNISM
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

THOUGHTS ON METAPHYSICS
Deja Vu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.

ON DEEP THOUGHTS
A day without sunshine is like night.

ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back and demand a refund?

ON HIGHER EDUCATION
College is a fountain of knowledge... and the students are there to drink.




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