Puns, Puns, and More Puns


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Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year!
Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.



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Posted by samg Sep 17, 2006

They are NOT puns!

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Posted by samg Sep 17, 2006

They are NOT puns!

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Posted by Pink May 09, 2007

Yes they are. Each joke can be taken two ways, therefore they are puns. Like in the first one it could mean smoking tobacco or smoking caused by a friction fire. If they arem't puns then what are they?

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Posted by Pink May 09, 2007

Dont be an idiot Samg, there pretty funny puns.

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