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Joke ID#1311
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A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive identification. That task fell to George's two friends, Joe and Al.

Joe: "He's burnt pretty bad, all right. Roll him over." Joe looked at the dead man's buttocks and said, "Nope, that ain't George."

Thinking the incident strange, the mortician straightened up the body and said nothing. He brought in Al.

Al: "Wow, he's burnt to a crisp. Roll him over." Again, "Nope, that ain't George."

Mortician: "How can you tell?"

Al: "George had two assholes."

Mortician: "What? How could he have two assholes?"

Al: "Everybody knew George had two assholes. Whenever the three of us would go into town you'd hear people say, "Here comes George with those two assholes!"





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Posted by jonesy Dec 21, 2004

Hilarious

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Posted by purplepineapple Feb 24, 2005

Amafabuphenomlouszingenal!!!!! (that's a good thing!)

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Posted by Geno Apr 15, 2005

but good

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Posted by prettypinkbabygr Apr 17, 2005

That was 2 2 2 funny

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Posted by hamburger Jun 22, 2005

Very nice! in my favs!

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Posted by Giglez Jul 16, 2005

Haha, Hehe. That's one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard and plus I love all of Newf jokes.

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Posted by SamanthaGold Jul 23, 2005

I don't get it!

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Posted by bballrox2123 Jun 14, 2006

samantha- georges friends thought when ppl said here comes george w/ those 2 __, the ppl were referring to his friends, not that george really had 2 ___

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Posted by bballrox2123 Jun 14, 2006

oh, sry- other way around- the friends though they were saying george had 2 ___, when really they were saying the friends were ___

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Posted by Lugsy345 Oct 24, 2007

Not a fan of the language but it was sorta funny.

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Posted by fire_shell96 Nov 04, 2007

pretty funny

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Posted by NYTTA Sep 26, 2012

you got me roling . . .

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Posted by NYTTA Sep 26, 2012

you got me roling . . .

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