911 Number


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Joke ID#13103
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CategoryMedical  
Submitted Bylocked_in_hell
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Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.

The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"

The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven."




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Posted by dragonlilly1 Nov 21, 2006

Dude this one is so old and tired...put it to rest in peace

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