19 Ways, Your Momma is So Fat
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| Joke ID | #13089 |
| Funny |    (2.48) |
| Rating |   (0.79) |
| Category | Yo Momma |
| Submitted By | cubsfan1     |
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Muhammadbinhamza  |
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1#Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
2#Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
3#Yo momma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
4#Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code!
5#Yo momma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.
6#Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
7#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
8#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
9#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
10#Yo momma's so fat, she rents shade!
11#Yo momma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!
12#Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
13#Yo momma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.
14#Yo momma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
15#Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
16#Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
17#Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"
18#Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
19#Yo momma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
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