19 Ways, Your Momma is So Fat


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Joke ID#13089
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Submitted Bycubsfan1
Corrected By Muhammadbinhamza
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1#Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

2#Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

3#Yo momma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

4#Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

5#Yo momma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

6#Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

7#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

8#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

9#Yo momma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

10#Yo momma's so fat, she rents shade!

11#Yo momma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!

12#Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

13#Yo momma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.

14#Yo momma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

15#Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

16#Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

17#Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

18#Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

19#Yo momma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.




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Posted by bballrox55 Nov 18, 2006

I think they're good even thought they're old! Don't worry, the other people don't know what they're talking about.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by undercover_joker Dec 22, 2006

if my mom is sooooo fat why is it that when she fot lost they had to use 4 sides of a milk carton wouldn't i be able to find her by just looking out of my window????

Comment score: 5  

Posted by Question_Sleep Mar 08, 2007

I've heard about half of them before, but they were funny when I heard them, so non bad score for you! Good job!

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Posted by Hugme12 May 19, 2008

Yo mamas so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by Math_freak Jun 12, 2008

i don't get #12

Comment score: 1  

Posted by fame Aug 11, 2011

@Math freak Do you expect to have kmart, walmart, and target just a few inches apart?

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