Out of Sight . . .


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Joke ID#13057
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Submitted Byboodler
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A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the rabbi asked; "How come after all these years we don't see you at services any more?"

The old man lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105, so I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"




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Posted by locked_in_hell Aug 28, 2006

lol

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 23, 2006

hilarious!!

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Posted by coolhndsme Sep 27, 2006

very funny

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Posted by RustyDQ Sep 27, 2006

too cute!

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Posted by texas_aggies19 Sep 30, 2006

it makes sense i wouldnt want to go if i didnt have to

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