Shooting the Bull


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Joke ID#13052
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted ByTheDonster
Corrected By DennysGirl
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Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."


The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."




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Posted by locked_in_hell Aug 28, 2006

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Posted by bmonkey Aug 29, 2006

pretty funny!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 21, 2006

Hilariously rude!! Keep them coming!

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Posted by schatzy228 Oct 22, 2006

HEAP GOOD FUN

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Posted by coolhndsme Oct 22, 2006

real funny

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