Sleeping in a Church


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Joke ID#13050
Funny (2.51)
Rating (1.35)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted Bycubsfan1
Corrected By boodler
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Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it every time he falls asleep.
The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks, "Who is our savior?" Wilma pokes him with the needle, and he yells out "JESUS!" Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is, "Who is Jesus's Father?" Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out "GOD!" and goes back to sleep. The last question the priest asks is, "What did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time?" Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells, "IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"




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Posted by dragonlilly1 Aug 28, 2006

The devil ,ade me do it....I swear

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Posted by dragonlilly1 Aug 28, 2006

correction *made*

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Posted by bmonkey Aug 28, 2006

no matter how many times i read this joke, i always laugh till tears come out of my eyes!

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Posted by bmonkey Aug 28, 2006

i know i have this joke in my favs but m gonna put it in anyways! this is too funny.

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