The Natural


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Joke ID#13037
Funny (2.84)
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Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By boodler
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A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.

Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.

"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.

The retiree replied, "Oh great! NOW you tell me!"




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Posted by bmonkey Aug 28, 2006

I dont get it!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by taran083 Sep 30, 2006

If he said 'hit the ball in the cup' the first time, he would have gotten it.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by taran083 Sep 30, 2006

If he said 'hit the ball in the cup' the first time, he would have gotten it.

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Posted by cheer492 Oct 04, 2006

i dont get it either!!! :S

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Oct 04, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by pcfreak Oct 04, 2006

i think its cool how he can do that..but its not that funny

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