Quick Wit

Joke ID#12964
Funny (3.16)
Rating (0.49)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byscouttrooper
Corrected By nogakat
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While reading a newspaper, Morty came across an article about a beautiful actress marrying a football player who was not noted for his IQ.

"I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "Why do the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

His wife replied, "Why, thank you, dear."

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Posted by boodler Aug 18, 2006

Top marks! Very quick wit!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by cheer492 Sep 19, 2006

lol i liked it

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