Heard This One on T.V.


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Submitted Bydebbiedoesjokes7
Corrected By bballrox2123
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One of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

I was watching T.V. and an advertisement for the show, "Monk" comes on. I don't watch the show, but I love the commercials

He says to a Dr:
"I'm not even stalking you. At least not at the moment."

I laughed for at least ten minutes. Even snorted.




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Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 16, 2006

Gee... I thought it was funny and I've had to get @ least three (3) Restraining Orders against guys I didn't want. Now that's stalking. And I'm old, ugo and FREE!!!!! No, not free to the general population... I'm free to be me. If you don't like me.. I don't care. Does anyone care anymore? Sure wish somebody did. Please don't feel free to choke my skinny, long neck. What's the World coming to? Maybe the end. NLOL Was that more than you wanted 2 know? Too bad.

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 18, 2006

debbiewhatever, r u ok?

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Posted by Celanba Aug 18, 2006

I love, Monk, that's a good show. I like Psych better, though.

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Posted by hubluza Aug 18, 2006

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Posted by taran083 Aug 19, 2006

Debbie, go back to you're psychiatrist. It's all in your mind about the "3" guys stalking you. Nobody wants you, cares about you, even gives 2 thoughts and a think about you. At least not on this site. Please people, this site is about jokes, not personal stories that just arent funny. Learn what a 'sense of humor' is.

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Posted by taran083 Aug 19, 2006

Debbie, go back to you're psychiatrist. It's all in your mind about the "3" guys stalking you. Nobody wants you, cares about you, even gives 2 thoughts and a think about you. At least not on this site. Please people, this site is about jokes, not personal stories that just arent funny. Learn what a 'sense of humor' is.

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