Do Know If You are Crazy About Medieval Times?

Joke ID#12911
Funny (1.44)
Rating (0.84)
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Submitted Bymydarklife
Corrected By boodler
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WARNING: if your answer "yes" to any of these questions then you know that you are weird and you believe too much in dragons.

Ocasionally when you see a bird do you find yourself saying "O merlin hand me my mighty sword so I can slay this foul dragon"?

Do you find yourself trying to rob a bank with a bow and arrow?

Do you have any "magic staffs" lying around?

Do you search for dragon eggs for at least 1 hour every day?

Do you refer to your car as your "trusty steed"?

Do your think your phone is a magical scrying device?

When you call the cops, do you call them the saviors?

Have you ever seen yourself writing in an ancient language(A.K.A. gibberish.)?

When you kill something or when your refering to something dead do you call it "slain"?

Whenever someone turns off the light do you scream "ahh magic, run and fear from the evil witch!"?

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Posted by mydarklife Aug 13, 2006

please comment

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Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 14, 2006

Do you ever find yourself thinking you're the only sane one? Means YOU are one crazy DUDE! Hate that word.....dude. Don't even have to take the normal test. I'm not anywhere near normal & proud to be that way. This joke is so stupid; I didn't even finish reading it. Also, took offense about even thinking about shooting a Bird. Leave the birds alone. Not even going to rate it. Doesn't even deserve it.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 14, 2006

I do find myself saying "bay" @ the Moon.

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Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 14, 2006

Ever heard of "SPELL" check?

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Posted by mydarklife Aug 17, 2006

ya i messed up on the bird one it was supposed to say that you mistaked it for a drgaon

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