Now I Lay Me..


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Joke ID#12898
Funny (1.21)
Rating (0.68)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted Bydebbiedoesjokes7
Corrected By boodler
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Now I lay me down to sleep;

If I die before I wake,

Please somebody; step on the BRAKE!




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Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 12, 2006

I slay myself!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 12, 2006

Before someone else does. I do tend to p..s people off. Wah! Right.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by schatzy228 Aug 14, 2006

i will step on the gas for you

Comment score: 1  

Posted by speedywheels Aug 14, 2006

Heck, I'll pay for the gas!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by schatzy228 Aug 22, 2006

imagine that, hubluza's comments make as much sense as her jokes

Comment score: 2  

Posted by mellew Dec 15, 2006

shoot... i'll pay 4 the car, gas, and the brick wall she should hit!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by evil996 Nov 18, 2009

just shoot her brains out and save some money.

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