Fun Ways to Order Fast Food

Joke ID#12882
Funny (2.61)
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Submitted Bymydarklife
Corrected By boodler
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1. Order a cheese burger with no cheese.

2. Ask if they would like to buy some soap.

3. Sing "I think your tractor's sexy"

4. If you're in a drive-through, say, "Man, I think you're ugly."

5. Keep changing your order for over an hour.

6. When you pull up to the window, try to make it look like your window won't go down.

7. Ask how much it would be to be in the restaurant while in the drive through.

8. Have a Chinese accent and order a soda but not a certain kind and say, "No, no Dr. Pepper he no certified doctor."

9. In the drive through say, "I'm holding Ronald McDonald hostage. For his release I want 3 big macs and a sonic toy."

10. If you're at a life insurance place, order a big mac.

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Posted by mydarklife Aug 11, 2006

Is this better than my last one joke?

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Posted by puzzler Aug 12, 2006

Much much better!

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Posted by mydarklife Aug 12, 2006

thank you!

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Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 12, 2006

If only you had put in the one where you either try to order on a skateboard or a bicycle. Dumber than the last one. Sorry all to heck! -20

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Posted by timmycool Aug 12, 2006

hehehe! funny!!!

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Posted by girliepie Aug 13, 2006

I thought it was good.

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Posted by schatzy228 Aug 15, 2006

debbiedoescoke wouldnt know funny if it hit her in the face

Comment score: 3  

Posted by qwerty123 Aug 15, 2006

my friend did this one at McDonalds. Ther girl asked if he would like nuts on his sundae and he said "No but I would like to have my nuts on your chin"... he's not allowed there anymore.

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 18, 2006

that was hilarious. qwerty, u shud have posted that as a joke, I cant stop laughing. That was 2 funny.

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Posted by locked_in_hell Aug 28, 2006

i think i shud try this.

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