You Know You're From Oklahoma

Joke ID#12838
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Submitted ByBookworm
Corrected By boodler
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You know you're from Oklahoma if:

a tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

you ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

you see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

little smokies are something you serve only for "special occasions".

you refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City".

you know cowpies are not made from beef.

someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

you have know someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

you aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

you learned to shoot a 12 guage shot gun before you learned to multiply.

And finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard or been a part of this conversation:
"Ya wanna coke?"
"What kind?"

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Posted by phantomgal Aug 09, 2006

im from oklahoma and i find it 100% funny and true

Comment score: 2  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 10, 2006

Ever been to Nebraska? Ya should go to Santee, El Cajon, Lakeside...All little cities connected to San Diego, CA. They go out to watch the fires while flicking their ashes on the ground. Talk about Arkansas and Utah! I could go on but will refrain. -2 I really do think they should let Steve do the Jerry Springer show while Jerry runs for President!!!

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Posted by Rocker_chick Aug 10, 2006

Every word of this is true!!!

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