True Blonde


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Joke ID#1263
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Submitted ByNewf
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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."




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Posted by hilo Jun 10, 2003

lololol this is great!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Source Jun 30, 2003

ha Ha HA!!!

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Posted by vvz227 Oct 11, 2003

lol!!!!! FUNNY!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by cyf360n Oct 11, 2003

Funnier than BIGBOY's jokes

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 28, 2005

i dont get it

Comment score: 2  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 28, 2005

ohhhh duh, i shoulda read it again! i get it now, and its awesome lmao!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by imlaughin Nov 05, 2005

lol, i didn't get it until i read it like 30 times. thanx 4 the laugh!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by coolhndsme Nov 22, 2006

very funny

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Posted by Hugme12 Feb 29, 2008

would have been funnier if you worded it better.

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