Some More One Liners III

Joke ID#12611
Funny (1.95)
Rating (1.03)
CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By Fathead
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For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

Give and you might receive; take and be sure.

I can't remember the last time I forgot something.

I'm not schizophrenic, and neither am I.

In an atomic attack, all men will be cremated equal.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

I've been meaning to start procrastinating for some time now.

Logic – the art of being wrong, with confidence.

Old age isn't so bad, when you consider the alternative.

Shin – a device for finding furniture in the dark.

"Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes."

No matter where you go, there you are.

What are occasional tables the rest of the time?

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Posted by coolhndsme Sep 02, 2006

very funny

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