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Joke ID#12606
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Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By DennysGirl
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1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed.
2. All Polar Bears are left-handed.
3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar Bear.

1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles.
2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles.
3. Work stuffs up your eyesight.

1. A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second.
2. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second.
3. Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant.

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Posted by coolhndsme Aug 18, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by wizkid Aug 18, 2006

WOW!! I can't believe I was car jacked by a polar bear.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by benjam Aug 20, 2006

Great joke!!! Are the stats real though??? It's kinda hard too believe...

Comment score: 2  

Posted by chellie1911 Oct 26, 2007

loved em

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ouchy1 Dec 05, 2007

Not the third in each set. The third one combines to 32 previous unrelated real stats to create the third one.

Comment score: 2  

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