New Pet Device

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I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller -- guaranteed to work."

I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

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Posted by boodler Jul 16, 2006

Oh, yes, it works!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by scouttrooper Jul 20, 2006

It works too much. Don't buy it.

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 21, 2006

huh? i don't get it.

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Posted by Battery Jul 23, 2006

Ntsoaky, the joke is that whenever a pet hears an electric can opener, it will come running to you because it thinks its about to get some food. Get it?

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 25, 2006

thanx again Battery. I must b blonde!

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Posted by girliepie Jul 30, 2006

My Guinnea pig goes crazy everytime I move something that sounds like a plastic bag.

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