Joke ID#1257
Funny (3.14)
Rating (1.85)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By anchmike
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Prelim explanation:

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Finally the funny part:

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man...Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!

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Posted by datra16 Jun 05, 2003

ok guys, supposedly this really happened, and was on Jay Leno, but i'm not sure, (and no D^2 i didnt check snopes). anyway, i didnt put "this is a true story" in the body, bc i'm not sure it is, and i dont want to be misleading!

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Posted by newf Jun 05, 2003


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Posted by thegermangemini Aug 13, 2004

Just to make sure everyone knows, this is a true story, that happened in South Carolina. It was either in 99 or 00. It was all over the news and radio here in VA.

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Posted by juggleboy502 Aug 16, 2005

this SHOULD NOT be rated pg, though, either pg-13 or R becuz it talks bout $3x, and PG-13 OR R lol! still funny though

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