Anything You Can Do

Joke ID#12562
Funny (2.56)
Rating (0.96)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byboodler
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(84 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.

An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. The B-52, however, continued its flight, straight and level.

Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "I'm waiting, what are you going to do?"

"We just shut down two engines."

Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by schatzy228 Aug 04, 2006

four smileys funny!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 10, 2006

jerk! i loooove.

Comment score: 0  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?