Bad car Day


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Joke ID#1256
Funny (3.36)
Rating (0.49)
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Magic_Heiress
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A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.

The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"




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Posted by FerretGirl Dec 11, 2005

If you perfer one punch line, you should read the one liners. I think this is very good. It's going into my favorites!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by cartwheelmac Feb 01, 2006

I was just sitting there with my mouth open trying to imagine it and then my head fell off from laughing too hard!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by honey_11 Feb 01, 2006

lol pretty funny! it is in my favorites

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Posted by saketh Feb 01, 2006

Hey, good one. Haven't heard it... Going into my favorites!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by tinsel Feb 01, 2006

HA!! That was a good one!! rotflmao!!

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Posted by sccrclssc5 Feb 01, 2006

That was great! Rofl! very original!

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Posted by sillygoose22 Feb 01, 2006

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!! I'm showing all my friends! you get a full smiley.

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Posted by ntsoaky Feb 02, 2006

got 2 go 2 my favs. lol.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by shimmermaid Feb 06, 2006

HAHAHAHA!!! Too funny!! Very good- I haven't heard this one before!

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Posted by actsingdance247 Apr 28, 2006

one of the best i heard, its going in my favorites!

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

Great! Very Funny!

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Posted by LadyJazzyJ Oct 11, 2007

i LOVE this joke...it'll definately be one of my favorites!!!

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Posted by kappa64 Jul 16, 2008

haha at first i thought it was just going to be another one of those corny jokes but when I read "Are we over the border yet?" I just started cracking up. LOL awesome joke!

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Posted by juan3629 Oct 11, 2011

lol still laughing

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