HOW THE JEWS GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS


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Joke ID#12557
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Submitted Byphsyco
Corrected By boodler
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God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shalt not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So he went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

So He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" they said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."




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Posted by pcfreak Jul 30, 2006

a bit racial..but funny

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Posted by brooklynn567 Aug 03, 2006

i didnt get it a first but when it was hilarious

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Posted by schatzy228 Aug 04, 2006

absolutely no pc here, but fffuuuunnnnneeeee

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Posted by Potatosrmyfriend Mar 07, 2007

Wait... isn't judaism a religion? Since when was it a race?

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Posted by majesty327 Feb 12, 2011

If you are from Isreal, your race is "Jewish"

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