For Crying Out Loud


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Joke ID#12554
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Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By boodler
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With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one of them asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Another half hour passed before another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

A while later and again the guests asked, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"When she cries!" she told them.

"When she cries?" they gasped. "Why do we have to wait until she cries?"

"Because, I forgot where I put her."




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Posted by timmycool Jul 20, 2006

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! great joke!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Battery Jul 24, 2006

not theyre just there to annoy me

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Posted by girliepie Jul 28, 2006

It hurts my eyes.

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Posted by dragonlilly1 Aug 23, 2006

Great one ..blew pepsi out my nose...dang that burns..

Comment score: 4  

Posted by bmonkey Aug 23, 2006

NOW THATS A JOKE!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by cheer492 Aug 23, 2006

hahahha

Comment score: 1  

Posted by coolhndsme Aug 23, 2006

very funny

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Posted by j_mon Aug 23, 2006

That't just Wrong!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by mellew Aug 23, 2006

You know b4 that baby even turns twenty that mom will b dead!!! i gues they need to invent a way to make u live longer first lol gr8 joke!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by crazycriely Aug 24, 2006

LOL!!!

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Posted by Fathead Mar 21, 2009

Good job, now she only needs a brain implant.

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