Very Fast!


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Joke ID#12544
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Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By timmycool
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There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet, as this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was $300.

The Japanese man exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"

The driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"




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Posted by timmycool Jul 21, 2006

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!!!!!!!

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Posted by ntsoaky Nov 17, 2006

Hilarious!

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