These Three Guys

Joke ID#12542
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Submitted Byboodler
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There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfie. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, they would each get to choose the method by which they would die.

Their choices were: lethal injection, electric chair or by hanging. The American was afraid of needles and didn't want to be hanged, so he chose the electric chair. He sat in the chair and they pulled the switch and nothing happened. The executioner said that if this happens a second time that he could go free. They tried a second time and again nothing happened, so they set him free.

The guy from Toronto was also afraid of needles and didn't want to be hanged so he too chose the electric chair. Once again, the chair didn't work and he was free.

Next it was the Newfie's turn to pick how he was to be executed. He said, "I'm afraid of needles, the electric chair won't work so you're going to have to hang me."

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Posted by schatzy228 Aug 14, 2006

no its the hubluza thats dumb

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Posted by coolhndsme Aug 14, 2006

very funny

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Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 14, 2006

Newfies sure are dumbos. Luved this one. Keep on keepin' on. It's the shatzie's that are the dumbest. The oldies but still goodies are the best. I rate this one a +300

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Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 14, 2006

Oh yea..added it immediately to my favs. Thanx Boodler.

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