Steve Wright VI


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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

I installed a skylight in my apartment.... The people who live above me are furious!

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... With a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out."

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was torturing them by watering them with ice cubes.

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today."

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.




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Posted by mydarklife Aug 12, 2006

lol all of your steve wright jokes are on my favs i love them!

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Posted by DennysGirl Nov 30, 2006

Those were the stupidest things I've ever read.

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