Terrorist Alert


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Joke ID#1252
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At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.




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Posted by Gizzer Jun 05, 2003

Excellent

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Posted by dagreatcowfucius Nov 06, 2004

Made me crack a smile.

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Posted by smartie_pants Jun 20, 2005

thats funny. not many jokes in this category make me laugh, but this one was very good.

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Aug 08, 2005

hehehehe!

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Posted by toink- Oct 07, 2005

Nice play of words! And is quite politically current I should say

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Posted by teshka Oct 08, 2005

so true and cute

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Posted by paulorient May 01, 2008

Quite apropos, really! Algebra comes from the Arabic "al-jabr"!

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