Steve Wright III


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Joke ID#12519
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I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic.

I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... The tires got dizzy.

My neighbour has a circular driveway... He can't get out.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.




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Posted by coolhndsme Aug 12, 2006

very funny

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