Driven to Distraction

Joke ID#12474
Funny (2.91)
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CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bystang99
Corrected By Battery
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Posted by Unicycle100 Jul 10, 2006

im suddenly confused????????

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Posted by schatzy228 Jul 13, 2006

why are these ( all dupes by the way) jokes in the lightbulb category? actually, why are they here at all?

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