Joke ID#1247
Funny (3.39)
Rating (0.36)
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Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By newf
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A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week."

The CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay,now GET OUT!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks " Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, " Pizza delivery guy"

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Posted by newf Jun 04, 2003

hehehe....good one!!!!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by shimmermaid Dec 04, 2005

HAHAHA! Never be so arrogant that you don't take time to think! $200 down the drain....

Comment score: 3  

Posted by oksana Feb 26, 2006

i dont get it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by enderofgames Mar 08, 2006

The boss hires a CEO to get rid of slackers, and when he sees a guy leaning on the wall, he gives him his pay, and "Fires" him. He asked what his job was (Shipping, superfising, whatever he does around the place) and one of the guys said that he dilivers pizza. (He didn't work at the place) Good joke!

Comment score: 9  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006


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Posted by hotchick_802 Jul 24, 2006

dat was funny!!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by coolhndsme Dec 01, 2006

very finny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bobbin4apples Jul 30, 2007


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Posted by j_mon Aug 30, 2009


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