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I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every second one!

I figure, no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three for each three they unlock!




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Posted by mellew Jul 06, 2006

Clever

Comment score: 1  

Posted by brain_dead Jul 13, 2006

u know thats a good idea

Comment score: 6  

Posted by girliepie Jul 30, 2006

I agree.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bluejubba Oct 17, 2006

right, now i know which to unlock

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bmonkey Oct 17, 2006

thats cool,you are smart!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by cheer492 Oct 17, 2006

great idea

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Oct 17, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by SweetTooth1479 Oct 17, 2006

this is clever, however, not a joke. i dont see the funny part.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by 2sandwoman Oct 17, 2006

i dont get it how are they locking 3 locks by unlocking 3?

Comment score: 0  

Posted by smile-14 Oct 17, 2006

clever i like it i would have never thought of that

Comment score: 2  

Posted by mccheddabob01 Oct 17, 2006

Now that you said this. I would pick every other lock and if it doesn't open then you know every lock is locked. That's smart though. I would have never thought about it.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by 2sandwoman Oct 18, 2006

i still dont get this! how is umlocking 3 actually locking 3? ? ? can someone explain? this is confoosing

Comment score: 2  

Posted by iwantamom_ Jan 16, 2007

well,they are trying to unlock three,but they tink they all are locked so they play with the unlocked locks and lock them.........get it?

Comment score: 3  

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