Ugly Person

Joke ID#12341
Funny (2.52)
Rating (0.62)
Submitted Bytimmycool
Corrected By boodler
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A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"

"I'm sure I can," the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."

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Posted by girliepie Jul 04, 2006

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mumpo Jul 11, 2006

cool joke. funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ntsoaky Jul 13, 2006

It took me a while 2 get it, now I'm gasping 4 air! Love it

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mumpo Jul 21, 2006


Comment score: 4  

Posted by timmycool Jul 24, 2006

thanx guys

Comment score: 1  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 09, 2006

Pretty good joke but I'm getting very tired of the put-downs of the impaired. Actally had a guy say to me once "Don't you hate it when the ugly people stare @ you?" I was just glad he included me in with him & wasn't one of the so-called ugly ones. Didn't like the guy much. We were @ the Zoo & he kept posing with the animals. Also wanted to be a sports announcer so I was lucky enough to hear him play his voice on tapes. Wow...Barf...Gag-a-Maggot.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 21, 2006

this was funny but i think it was a little mean

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Posted by Alexeagle Feb 18, 2008

luv it

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